Why COPS is Amazing..

As I am cleaning my room I begin flipping through channels. "Ugh." I sigh. "There's nothing on TV." That's when I hear it.

Bad boys, Whatcha gonna, Whatcha gonna do?

Aww, yeah!

Cops is amazing. It is only number two to Cheaters when your looking for mindless entertainment. If you wanna learn what not to do, enjoy watching trashy people ( Ahem, Honey Boo-Boo fans ), and need a good laugh, Cops is your show.

Here's a few of the gems I enjoyed in 30 minutes.

• A man flaunting a D.A.R.E shirt is pulled over. He was charged with possesion of marajuana, speed, and cocaine. Even he laughed. "Yeah I probably shouldn't be wearing this.."
• Another man has broken into a school. He is of course, naked and spraying pepper spray. As he is being arrested he screams, "Rodney King! Rodney King!"
• It is Mardi Gras in Louisiana and women are on a balcony flashing the crowd. The police go to the house, knock on the door, come inside and ask the ladies to come from the balcony and talk to them. When the women come in a police officer asks them to sit down. "Ladies," he says. "Honestly, I don't have a problem with this. In fact I enjoy it. The problem is when you go up there and do your thing, it causes a halt in traffic and that is when the pick-pockets come out. So could you just do us a favor. Just go out for like 15 minutes and then come in for 5. Okay? that way the traffic will keep moving. Alright ladies? Okay thank you so much. Just remember, go out for 15 come in for 5. Alright? Awesome. And can I just say you ladies are well-endowed!"

Thank-you COPS. Your trashy entertainment is a classic.